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Jul

2008

The story you are about to see is true

From: Dragnet 1967

The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

George Fenneman (Announcer)

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Jun

2008

First Rule of Legal Dynamics

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Lampkin's First Rule of Legal Dynamics: when an irresistible force meets a movable object, stand aside and wait for the Class Action suit.

Mark Sheppard (Romo Lampkin)

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May

2008

Should've just ignored National Security

From: Bones

Oh, I should've just ignored National Security concerns, broken the law, and told you. –Yes. You know I'm very trustworthy.

David Boreanaz (Special Agent Seeley Booth) | Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)

Jan

2008

The penalty for murder

From: Room Service

You know what the penalty for murder is in this country?

Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)

File Updated: 2018-06-05

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Dec

2007

Supreme Court stuff

From: I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown

Listen to me. Mom doesn't want you to have a dog, does she? –No. –Do you really think Santa Claus is going to bring you something Mom doesn't want you to have? –Ooh. Supreme Court stuff.

Ashley Rose Orr (Lucy Van Pelt) | Jimmy Bennett (Rerun Van Pelt)

Jul

2007

Walking, talking baby factory

From: Where The Boys Are

Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition - to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course, and with Union labor.

Paula Prentiss (Tuggle Carpenter)

File Updated: 2022-09-04

Mar

2007

He's too hairy

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Blackwatch Plaid (2004) (Season 2, Episode 1)

You'll all be relieved to know I've found the thief. It's this guy. I would consider him dangerous... he's too hairy not to be!

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

Feb

2007

Up to its ass in scandal

From: The Venture Bros.

My Administration's up to its ass in scandal. Hell, my VP's under indictment.

Dana Snyder (President Breyer)

Feb

2007

Until proven innocent

From: The Glass Bottom Boat

Until she is proven innocent, she is guilty and that is my motto.

Edward Andrews (Gen. Wallace Bleecker)

Feb

2007

Our premium level: the Congress!

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Finally, our premium level: the Congress! For this, you have to live in luxury, write laws that benefit your wealthiest contributors, and steal everything you can find 'till you're indicted.

Gilbert Gottfried (Art De Salvo)

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