Announcer

Oct

2024

We just weren't sure

From: Laugh-In

Episode: Larry Storch, Connie Stevens, Nancy Ames, Buddy Hackett, Jerry Lewis, Leonard Nimoy, Ed Platt, Dinah Shore, The Temptations (1968) (Season 1, Episode 6)

The preceding was recorded earlier because we were just not sure about the whole thing.

Gary Owens (Announcer)

#Television

#Time

#Concern

#Unsure

Sep

2020

Crass exploitation

From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited.

uncredited (Announcer)

#Exploitation

#Sex

#Beauty

Sep

2019

Catholic High School Girls In Trouble

From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

More offensive than Mandingo. More shocking than Behind The Green Door. More erotic than Deep Throat. You will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls In Trouble.

uncredited (Announcer)

Oct

2018

Three buttocks

From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Episode: Sex and Violence (1969) (Season 1, Episode 2)

And now for something completely different: A man with three buttocks.

Eric Idle (Announcer)

#News

#Butts

#Different

Feb

2018

Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #16

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer. –♪ Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer ♫ –Through the magic of AstroTurf and animatronics, you've taken the time-honored game of golf and made it fun again. –♪ Keep on strokin' ♫ –They said a 3-foot putt wasn't a challenge, so you added windmills –♪ Giant windmills ♫ –While lesser men wasted time with fairways and sand traps, you've had visions of fiberglass volcanoes and giant clown heads. –♪ Clowns freak me out, now ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer, because you and I know that a round of golf should always, always include Indian Tipis. –♪ Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Feb

2018

Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #10

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler. –♪ Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler ♫ –Any wienie can stock a shelf, but it takes a real man to wrestle an untamed herd of jammed-together grocery carts. –♪ Gotta keep 'em movin' ♫ –There are 20 strays in the lot and weather setting in. Who's gonna bring those doggies safely back inside? –♪ Who's it gonna be? ♫ –The man in the smock and the comfortable shoes, that's who. –♪ Don't mock my smock ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler. As far as we're concerned, you put the super in supermarket. –♪ Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Feb

2018

Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #26

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer. –♪ Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer ♫ –Without you, how would we ever know that today, not tomorrow or last Thursday, is the first day of the rest of our lives? –♪ Starting right now ♫ –You ask us to "take it one day at a time," and remind us "turkeys flock, but eagles soar alone." –♪ Soarin' high ♫ –Only you could turn a picture of a kitten doing chin-ups into something more than cuddly. You make it inspiring. –♪ Believe in yourself ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Poet Of The Poster. You try very hard to make us try very, very hard. –♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Feb

2018

Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #13

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer. –♪ Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer ♫ –You provide us with colorful lounge-wear capable of hiding any stain we can dish out. –♪ Gettin' sloppy ♫ –Who else could create flowered shirts that are still so unmistakably masculine? –♪ Oh! ♫ –A single shirt that matches every pair of pants we own, and really sets-off a white belt. –♪ Lookin' good now ♫ –Sure, women say they hate them, but inside they're all swooning for the Big Kahuna. –♪ Woo, Kahuna ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer. Your shirts may not be made in Hawaii, but Taiwan is an island, too. –♪ Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Designer ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Jan

2018

Mr. Garden Gnome Maker

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #8

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Garden Gnome Maker. –♪ Mr. Garden Gnome Maker ♫ –Anyone can dress-up a yard with a shrub or some gladiolas, but it takes real guts to use a small, brightly-colored, ceramic man. –♪ You're the man ♫ –And what says "Welcome to our home" like a dwarf in the hedges? –♪ Standing tall ♫ –Many-a-night you've slaved over a hot ceramic-man-maker knowing somewhere there was a lonely pink flamingo, or a cement frog, who needed a buddy. –♪ Oh whoa ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Master Of Miniatures, because as all Americans know, a home isn't a home without a gnome. –♪ Take me home ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

Jan

2018

Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator

From: Real American Heroes

Episode: Radio Spot #11

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator. –♪ Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator ♫ –You do what lesser men can only dream about: you smash great big things into little-bitty pieces. –♪ Totally awesome ♫ –Forty-two stories of brick, mortar, and iron? No problem; you'll have it down by lunch. –♪ Bring it all down ♫ –Some might say your job is easy, but never to your face. Why? 'Cause you'll come up swinging... a two-thousand-pound ball. –♪ Oh, yeah ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Wrecking Man, because anybody can build a building, but it takes a man, with one giant ball, to bring it down. –♪ Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

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