Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer

Born: 1959-12-31

Died: 2025-04-01

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Feb

2022

It's not a beeper

From: Batman Forever

You called me here for this? The Bat Signal is not a beeper.

Val Kilmer (Bruce Wayne / Batman)

#Incredulity

#Communications

#Frustration

#Superheroes

Jul

2017

A long series of diversions

From: Real Genius

It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)

#Diversions

#Responsibility

#Hobbies

Jul

2017

Why is that toy on your head?

From: Real Genius

Why is that toy on your head? –Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.

Monte Landis (Dr. Dodd) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)

#Toys

#Genitals

#Innuendo

Mar

2011

I'll get drive-thru

From: Batman Forever

Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir? –I'll get drive-thru.

Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth) | Val Kilmer (Bruce Wayne / Batman)

File Updated: 2022-01-24

Sep

2008

I am moving as fast as I can! –You could probably move faster if you ate a healthy diet, decreased your alcohol intake, and reduced the extra-curricular activity with your lady-friends. –I might as well be dead.

Justin Bruening (Mike Traceur) | Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)

Sep

2008

Keep your eyes peeled

From: Knight Rider (2008)

Keep your eyes peeled, KITT. –Michael, I do not have eyes. –It's a figure of speech!

Justin Bruening (Mike Traceur) | Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)

#Computer

#Slang

#Eyecare

Sep

2008

Defensive measures

From: Knight Rider (2008)

Please step away from the car or I will be forced to take defensive measures.

Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)

#Computer

#Cars

#Defense

Sep

2008

Deceit on a daily basis

From: Knight Rider (2008)

Just because they are your friends does not mean they are not capable of deceit. The data I am accessing suggests that it is a very common human trait. Many high-level government officials use deceit on a daily basis and still remain in Office.

Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)

Sep

2008

Where you went wrong

From: Knight Rider (2008)

Billy, once I complete my system diagnostics, I will point out where you went wrong in your calculations.

Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)

May

2005

Got to have standards

From: Real Genius

No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards.

Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) | Deborah Foreman (Susan Decker)

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