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Oct

2024

Candy Justice

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Heartbreak Hotel-oween (2020) (Season 11, Episode 4)

Candy justice awaits. Candy Justice sounds like a show about a stripper who's also a judge.

Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher) | Eugene Mirman (Gene Belcher)

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Oct

2024

The Ancient Arts

From: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

It so happens that there is a law on the books that dates back to the Salem Trials. It specifically forbids, and I quote, any towns-person from practicing the Ancient Arts of spell-casting, demonology, alchemy, and conjuration. The charge, my fellow council members, is... witchcraft.

William Morgan Sheppard (Vincent Talbot)

Aug

2024

The law provides structure

From: Twin Peaks

Episode: Laura's Secret Diary (1991) (Season 2, Episode 4)

Now, the, uh, the law provides us structure to guide us through perilous and trying times, but it requires us a vision to its procedures and higher purposes. Before we assume our respective roles in this enduring drama just let me say that, uh, when these frail shadows we inhabit now have quit the stage, we'll meet and raise a glass again together in Valhalla.

Royal Dano (Judge Clinton Sternwood)

Jun

2024

Happy Father's Day!

From: American Dad!

Episode: Father's Daze (2016) (Season 12, Episode 1)

Happy Father's Day! Birdhouse is coming along great! 'Course the city inspector's riding me about zoning laws, and my electrician's putting me through the whole rigamarole. –Steve, you've made peace with never being with a woman, right? –Uh, yeah.

Scott Grimes (Steve Smith) | Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

Jun

2024

We have laws

From: The Beekeeper

That man is directly responsible for your mother's death. –I believe you… but we have laws for these things! –You have laws for these things until they fail… then you have me.

Jason Statham (Adam Clay) | Emmy Raver-Lampman (Agent Verona Parker)

Apr

2024

Finders-Keepers

From: Eight on the Lam

In kindergarten, it's finders-keepers.

Michael Freeman (Mark Dimsdale)

Mar

2024

Not starting over

From: The Defenders

Episode: The H Word (2017) (Season 1, Episode 1)

The law firm of Hogarth, Chao, and Benowitz is at your disposal… in case you need help starting over. –I'm not starting over, Mr. Nelson. I'm moving forward.

Elden Henson (Foggy Nelson) | Mike Colter (Luke Cage)

Feb

2024

Corrupt honky judge

From: Foxy Brown

You pink-assed, corrupt, honky judge! Take your little wet noodle out of here! And if you see a man anywhere, send him in, because I do need a man! (door slams)

Pam Grier (Foxy Brown)

Jan

2024

Twelve little pieces

From: Adam's Rib

I am going to cut you into twelve little pieces and feed you to the jury, so get prepared for it.

Spencer Tracy (Adam Bonner)

Jan

2024

Shadow Proclamation protocols

From: Doctor Who (III)

Episode: The Star Beast (2023) (Season 1, Episode 0.1)

I'm invoking Shadow Proclamation protocols 15, P, and 6. Under my jurisdiction there will be no violence until such time as I deem it fit and proper. Is that understood?

David Tennant (The Doctor)

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