#Elections

Oct

28

2024

All I can say is Wow

From: Daria

Episode: This Year's Model (1997) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. Does no one have any ethics anymore?

Julian Rebolledo (Jake Morgendorffer)

Jul

26

2024

If nominated

From: Daria

Episode: Boxing Daria (2001) (Season 5, Episode 13)

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Nov

17

2020

Moral consequences

From: A Very Sordid Wedding

And there have been consequences to the moral decay of this country caused by the gays and the acceptance of their lifestyle, and there will be more! 9/11, AIDS, Obama's election, Hurricane Katrina-- –And Sandy, oh and don't forget that Japanese tsunami, and fire ants! All because of the gays. –Well, you know, I consider myself a god-fearing Christian, but I find it hard to believe that the gays wield enough power to control the weather... and disease... and insects.

Levi Kreis (Jimmy Ray Brewton) | Sharon Garrison (Mrs. Barnes) | Bonnie Bedelia (Latrelle Williamson)

Nov

08

2008

Change has come to America

Presidents

From: Presidents

It's been a long time coming, but tonight because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, Change has come to America.

Barack Obama

Nov

07

2008

Holy shit!

Chocolate News

From: Chocolate News

Holy shit! Did we just elect Barack Obama President of the United States?!

David Alan Grier

Oct

02

2008

A real scary holiday

From: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

As you know, there's a real scary holiday coming up... election day.

Paul Lynde

Jan

14

2008

Seen almost half of America

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Oh, I've seen almost half of America. Everywhere I look I'm proud to see what I can see of Americans. Well, I can see, just take a look! –I'm Phil Ken Sebben. You may not know me, but I have 12 billion dollars here that says you'll vote for me regardless. –Phil Ken Sebben. Strength. Leadership. Vision. –Oh, almost forgot! I've taken every drug known to man, and not just orally. Just getting that out there. –Paid for by the people that gave Phil Ken Sebben 12 billion dollars.

uncredited (Singer in commercial) | Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | uncredited (Announcer)

File Updated: 2018-02-15

Nov

02

2004

Between some douche and some turd

South Park

From: South Park

I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. –But, Stan, don't you know? It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.

Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) | Trey Parker (PETA member)

Feb

06

2003

You can be replaced

The AristoCats

From: The AristoCats

You can be replaced, you know.

Pat Buttram (Napoleon (Hound Dog))

Born Today

Tim Curry • 19 Apr 1946

Dennis Dun • 19 Apr 1952

Simu Liu • 19 Apr 1989

Jayne Mansfield • 19 Apr 1933

Dudley Moore • 19 Apr 1935

Dick Sargent • 19 Apr 1930

Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

Ruth Hussey • 19 Apr 2005

Elisabeth Sladen • 19 Apr 2011

Liam Sullivan • 19 Apr 1998

Died This Year

15 Jan 2025 • David Lynch

16 Jan 2025 • Joan Plowright

18 Feb 2025 • Gene Hackman

21 Feb 2025 • Lynne Marie Stewart

12 Mar 2025 • Bruce Glover

01 Apr 2025 • Val Kilmer

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Slow room service, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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Souped-up adding machine, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
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I can bring a bear down!, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
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Crash landing, from: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
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Leathermen don't get nervous, from: Can't Stop The Music
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How fat are you?, from: Can't Stop The Music
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When the wolfsbane blooms (v2), from: The Wolf Man
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Just give me the damned remote!, from: Pleasantville
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You heard it on this channel first!, from: Desk Set
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She shouldn't be punished, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
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Long-term relationship, from: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy
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The number-one cause of herpes, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
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