#Bribery

Jul

2023

What do you offer?

From: 300

Before your plan is heard, what do you offer?

Greg Kramer (Ephor #1)

#Bribery

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Nov

2022

Come for Scooby Snacks

From: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

Episode: Mine Your Own Business (1969) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Would you come with us for a Scooby Snack?

Stefanianna Christopherson (Daphne Blake)

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Dec

2020

If you behave

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

If you boys behave until Christmas morning, there will be a Christmas morning. Otherwise, these are going back to the store and Christmas will be canceled!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

Jul

2020

Do it for Scooby snacks

From: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

Episode: What a Night for a Knight (1969) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Frank Welker (Fred 'Freddy' Jones)

Apr

2018

Who bought you?

From: Soylent Green

Who bought you? –You're bought as soon as they pay you a salary.

Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) | Brock Peters (Lt. Hatcher, Chief of Detectives)

Dec

2013

Dim view of bribery

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: Andy on Trial (1962) (Season 2, Episode 29)

Uh, I hope you're reaching for a comb or a handkerchief or something, 'cause we take a very dim view of bribery in Mayberry. See, bribery's one of the things we like to watch on account of their ain't much else to do.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

2009

Cheap Elf labor

From: Merry Madagascar

It's a Cold War that dates back centuries. You see, Santa used to be based in the South Pole. –Oh, this again? Santa chose North Pole fair and square. –Oh, please. They bribed him candy canes and cheap Elf labor. –That's it! Let's go!

Tom McGrath (Skipper) | Jim Cummings (Lead Reindeer)

File Updated: 2018-11-29

Aug

2009

Stop trying to butter me up!

From: The Strongest Man In The World

Stop trying to butter me up! I know that isn't funny!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)

File Updated: 2024-05-16

May

2009

What can I buy you with?

From: The Maltese Falcon

I said $5000 was a lot of money. –It is. More than I could ever offer you if I have to bid for your loyalty. –That's good coming from you. What have you ever given me beside money? You ever given me any of your confidence, any of the truth? Haven't you tried to buy my loyalty with money and nothing else? –What else is there I can buy you with?

Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade) | Mary Astor (Brigid O'Shaughnessy)

File Updated: 2018-06-30

Nov

2006

Can't be bribed, can't be trusted

From: Lover Come Back

...And as Dad always said, 'A man who can't be bribed can't be trusted.' –Isn't it comforting to know that you can trust me?

Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey) | Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster)

File Updated: 2018-04-15

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