Cornfed Pig

Aug

04

2016

Looks worse than it is

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

I'm here to report that it looks a lot worse than it actually is. –Not unlike nipple clamps.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Apr

30

2016

Many-colored scrotum

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Homina Homina Haa Wah. –Either you're babbling or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum is many-colored.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Native Americans

Apr

21

2016

Gullibility

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Interesting how the need for substance in an un-examined life oftentimes breeds gullibility.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Apr

11

2016

Dad's last words

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me? –Mm-hmm. "Careful, son. I don't think the safety's on." –Before that!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Jan

04

2012

I see in five dimensions

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Sometimes after an electrical storm I see in five dimensions. Why are the 60 of you looking at me like that?

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Hallucinations

Aug

08

2011

Smells like decomposing animals

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Did you know it smells like decomposing animals that were run over on a freeway in here?

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Nov

01

2010

Like you're perfect

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Oh. Right. Like you're perfect.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Mar

27

2008

Moronic, obnoxious, craven, and cowardly

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Kids, if I may... You should always respect a parent over a close and seemingly more courageous friend of the family, no matter how moronic, obnoxious, craven, and cowardly the parent seems to be.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Aug

25

2006

The notion of Civil Disobedience

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

The notion of Civil Disobedience, of striking a blow against Big Brother, has renewed the rebellious youth in me; taking me back to a time in my life when I had morals that couldn't be swayed, ideals that couldn't be corrupted, and a sense of Self that couldn't be compromised.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2016-04-10

#Civil Disobedience

Aug

10

2005

Voted most likely

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Episode: Noir Gang (1996) (Season 3, Episode 1)

You know, in High School I was voted 'Most Likely To Never Have an Attractive Woman Speak To Me.' –Also, 'Most Likely To Be Indicted,' 'Most Likely To Wear Vinyl,' and 'Most Likely To End Up On A Street Corner Wallowing In His Own Sputum.'

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2020-06-01

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