#Fail

Sep

2024

We can't do it!

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Obsession (1967) (Season 2, Episode 13)

Captain, we can't do it! If we keep this speed we'll blow up any minute now.

James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)

#Explosions

#Military

#Speed

#Concern

#Fail

Jun

2023

When you're nervous

From: Balls Of Fury

Gweilo... Remember, you suck when you are nervous.

James Hong (Master Wong)

Mar

2022

That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not want to hear about that. –You're absolutely right. That story sound horrible and boring... and full of white privilege.

Joe Keery (Walter 'Keys' McKey) | Utkarsh Ambudkar (Mouser)

Dec

2021

You're fired! Merry Christmas

From: Animaniacs

Episode: A Christmas Plotz (1993) (Season 1, Episode 49a)

You're finished! You failed! You're fired! Merry Christmas.

Frank Welker (Thaddeus Plotz)

Dec

2020

Living in denial

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7)

So you're just gonna let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I have managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial! If I was gonna let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid! You just gotta keep holding out for a miracle! And if a miracle isn't gonna come at Christmas, then when is it gonna come?!

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Oct

2020

What it's like to lose

From: Avengers: Infinity War

I know what it's like to lose... to feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless.

Josh Brolin (Thanos)

May

2020

Let me get something right

From: Onward

It's not fair for you to call me a screw-up if you don't give me a chance to get something right.

Chris Pratt (Barley Lightfoot)

#Frustration

#Fail

#Self-Pity

Dec

2019

Everyone fails

From: Avengers: Endgame

Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a-- a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.

Rene Russo (Frigga)

Apr

2019

Look at this place

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Tag-Sale: You're It! (2004) (Season 1, Episode 10)

Oh, my god. Look at this place. It's like a museum of failure.

Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch)

Jan

2019

Feeble mediocrity

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: The Lounge Singer (1994) (Season 2, Episode 3a)

Oh, what a failure! I'm destined to live a live of feeble mediocrity.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

See you tomorrow, from: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Views today: 27

I can bring a bear down!, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
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Don't do anything stupid, from: Avengers: Endgame
Views today: 25

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Views today: 24

I'm at the top of my game!, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 24

No such thing, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 23

Just give me the damned remote!, from: Pleasantville
Views today: 23

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Views today: 22

You heard it on this channel first!, from: Desk Set
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Leathermen don't get nervous, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 19

The number-one cause of herpes, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 19

When the wolfsbane blooms (v2), from: The Wolf Man
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Blessed St. Mary of Drag Queens, from: Connie And Carla
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Views today: 18

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Views today: 16

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