Smokey and the Bandit II

(1980)

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See Also: Smokey and the Bandit, Universal Collection

Jul

2024

Never embarrass me again

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Let me tell you something, Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an axe and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

#Parenting

#Embarrassment

#Genitals

#Threats

#Warnings

#Weapons

Jun

2024

I'm deeply concerned

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Junior, the way things look, I'm beginning to be deeply concerned.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

Jun

2024

Big ugly alligator

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Hey, daddy, look at that big ugly alligator. –That reminds me, I gotta call your mama tonight.

Mike Henry (II) (Junior Justice) | Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

May

2024

This BS has got to stop

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Daddy, this bullshit has gotta stop.

Paul Williams (Little Enos)

May

2024

The circus is in town

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Who's that, daddy? –I don't know, but the circus must be in town.

Mike Henry (II) (Junior Justice) | Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

Aug

2009

Piece-by-piece

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

You do that once again and I'm gonna take you apart piece-by-piece.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

File Updated: 2024-05-07

Aug

2009

Don't you ever threaten your daddy

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Don't you ever, ever, threaten your daddy like that again.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

File Updated: 2024-05-02

Mar

2009

Ohhh shit

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

Ohhh shit.

Burt Reynolds ('Bandit' / Bo Darville) | Jerry Reed (Cledus Snow / 'Snowman') | Sally Field (Carrie / 'Frog')

File Updated: 2024-05-02

#Exclamations

#Poop

Mar

2009

Top 5 assholes

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

If I was making a list of the Great Assholes of the Twentieth Century, you'd be in the Top 5.

Hal Carter (Gas Station Attendant)

File Updated: 2024-05-02

#Insult

#Disdain

#Condescension

Mar

2009

Monkey nuts

From: Smokey and the Bandit II

You barrell of monkey nuts.

Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

File Updated: 2024-05-02

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