(1955) Artists And Models @ IMDB See Also: Halloween Collection, Paramount Collection Feb 14 2014 Those lips From: Artists And Models Boy, those lovely lips. Those red, inviting, luscious lips, like two strips of liver gleaming in the moonlight. Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Love#Valentine's Day#Food#Lips Mar 21 2007 Because of comic books From: Artists And Models What have you done? Nothing! Nothing except read comic books! You also lose our jobs on account of comic books! You keep me awake every night with your bad dreams on account of comic books! Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Work#Comics#Dreams#Unemployment#Frustration#Anger#Condescension#Fired#Dork/Geek/Nerd Jan 06 2006 Murdock Book for Kiddies From: Artists And Models 62 pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they? Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock) #Halloween#Violence#Literature#Frustration#Incredulity#Murder Sep 13 2005 I'm not cute From: Artists And Models No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them. Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Beauty#Pets#Murder#Self-Esteem#Self-Deprication Sep 13 2005 That was uncalled for From: Artists And Models Well, that was uncalled for. –I could've sworn I heard you call. Dorothy Malone (Abigail 'Abby' Parker) | Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Love Mar 16 2005 A man's job From: Artists And Models You told him to kiss me? –Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job. –(slap) That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled. Dorothy Malone (Abigail 'Abby' Parker) | Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Sex#Sexism#Work Dec 30 2004 Your crummy comic books From: Artists And Models You and your crummy comic books, that's all you ever think about! Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Comics#Dork/Geek/Nerd#Condescension Dec 30 2004 Using the curb for a pillow From: Artists And Models Remember, any more noise and you're going to be using the curb for a pillow. Kathleen Freeman (Mrs. Muldoon (landlady)) #Sleep Nov 29 2004 Eureka Massage Parlor From: Artists And Models (telephone rings) Good afternoon, Eureka Massage Parlor. Our rub and steam will make you dream. uncredited #Sex#Exercise Nov 29 2004 That little window From: Artists And Models You see that little window back there, boy? –Yes, sir. –Open it a little, then jump. Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock) | Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Suicide#Frustration#Windows#Suggestions
Feb 14 2014 Those lips From: Artists And Models Boy, those lovely lips. Those red, inviting, luscious lips, like two strips of liver gleaming in the moonlight. Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Love#Valentine's Day#Food#Lips
Mar 21 2007 Because of comic books From: Artists And Models What have you done? Nothing! Nothing except read comic books! You also lose our jobs on account of comic books! You keep me awake every night with your bad dreams on account of comic books! Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Work#Comics#Dreams#Unemployment#Frustration#Anger#Condescension#Fired#Dork/Geek/Nerd
Jan 06 2006 Murdock Book for Kiddies From: Artists And Models 62 pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they? Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock) #Halloween#Violence#Literature#Frustration#Incredulity#Murder
Sep 13 2005 I'm not cute From: Artists And Models No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them. Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Beauty#Pets#Murder#Self-Esteem#Self-Deprication
Sep 13 2005 That was uncalled for From: Artists And Models Well, that was uncalled for. –I could've sworn I heard you call. Dorothy Malone (Abigail 'Abby' Parker) | Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Love
Mar 16 2005 A man's job From: Artists And Models You told him to kiss me? –Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job. –(slap) That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled. Dorothy Malone (Abigail 'Abby' Parker) | Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Sex#Sexism#Work
Dec 30 2004 Your crummy comic books From: Artists And Models You and your crummy comic books, that's all you ever think about! Dean Martin (Rick Todd) #Comics#Dork/Geek/Nerd#Condescension
Dec 30 2004 Using the curb for a pillow From: Artists And Models Remember, any more noise and you're going to be using the curb for a pillow. Kathleen Freeman (Mrs. Muldoon (landlady)) #Sleep
Nov 29 2004 Eureka Massage Parlor From: Artists And Models (telephone rings) Good afternoon, Eureka Massage Parlor. Our rub and steam will make you dream. uncredited #Sex#Exercise
Nov 29 2004 That little window From: Artists And Models You see that little window back there, boy? –Yes, sir. –Open it a little, then jump. Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock) | Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Suicide#Frustration#Windows#Suggestions
