Angelina Jolie

Born: 1975-06-04

IMDB Filmography

Jun

2001

Brains larger than dogs

From: Hackers

God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Angelina Jolie (Kate Libby / Acid Burn)

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#Alcohol

#Brains

#Intelligence

Born Today

Tim Curry • 19 Apr 1946

Dennis Dun • 19 Apr 1952

Simu Liu • 19 Apr 1989

Jayne Mansfield • 19 Apr 1933

Dudley Moore • 19 Apr 1935

Dick Sargent • 19 Apr 1930

Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

Ruth Hussey • 19 Apr 2005

Elisabeth Sladen • 19 Apr 2011

Liam Sullivan • 19 Apr 1998

Died This Year

15 Jan 2025 • David Lynch

16 Jan 2025 • Joan Plowright

18 Feb 2025 • Gene Hackman

21 Feb 2025 • Lynne Marie Stewart

12 Mar 2025 • Bruce Glover

01 Apr 2025 • Val Kilmer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

See you tomorrow, from: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Views today: 26

Souped-up adding machine, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
Views today: 25

I can bring a bear down!, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 25

Slow room service, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 24

How fat are you?, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 23

I'm at the top of my game!, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 23

Don't do anything stupid, from: Avengers: Endgame
Views today: 23

Long-term relationship, from: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy
Views today: 23

Just give me the damned remote!, from: Pleasantville
Views today: 22

No such thing, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 22

You heard it on this channel first!, from: Desk Set
Views today: 21

Crash landing, from: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Views today: 21

Pray he remains ignorant, from: Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix
Views today: 20

The number-one cause of herpes, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 19

When the wolfsbane blooms (v2), from: The Wolf Man
Views today: 19

Leathermen don't get nervous, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 18

She shouldn't be punished, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 18

Blessed St. Mary of Drag Queens, from: Connie And Carla
Views today: 17

Seen anything more beautiful, from: Queer As Folk (USA)
Views today: 15

Some kind of kooky mystery, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Views today: 15

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 90,951

Family Guy / Total views: 46,490

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 41,547

Up / Total views: 36,866

Sound Effects / Total views: 36,693

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 36,218

Looney Tunes / Total views: 33,910

Babylon 5 / Total views: 31,395

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 29,024

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 28,983

South Park / Total views: 27,750

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 25,372

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 23,169

The Jetsons / Total views: 22,644

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 21,412

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 20,321

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 19,151

Daria / Total views: 18,779

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 17,999

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 17,854

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