Harry Vanderspeigle

Jul

01

2024

It's rigor mortis

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Birds of a Feather (2021) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Aah! It's rigor mortis... my penis is dying.

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

Jun

20

2024

This is BS!

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Secrets (2021) (Season 1, Episode 3)

This is some bullshit!

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

May

29

2024

What's he up to?

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Birds of a Feather (2021) (Season 1, Episode 4)

What is this little shitbag up to?

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

May

14

2024

Today I discovered...

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Homesick (2021) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I discovered that the woman does not have cancer. I also discovered that "tit" is not the preferred term for "breast."

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

May

01

2024

Life doesn't go as planned

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Homesick (2021) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings: life doesn't ever go as planned.

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

Mar

26

2024

Concerning your breath

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Homesick (2021) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Well, it appears that you are in excellent health. Concerning your breath, did you recently eat a dead rodent?

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

Mar

18

2024

Leading cause of death

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Homesick (2021) (Season 1, Episode 2)

All beings in the universe are different. For instance, my people are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It's not. It's almond milk. Even the grey aliens won't touch the stuff.

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

Apr

04

2023

More advanced than humans

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Pilot (2021) (Season 1, Episode 1)

To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement. If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

#Understatement

Mar

19

2023

There's a term for this

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Pilot (2021) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Humans have a term for this: "bad luck," and "raw deal," and "this is some bullshit."

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

Mar

14

2023

Smart decisions

From: Resident Alien

Episode: Pilot (2021) (Season 1, Episode 1)

I'll say one thing about whiskey, it's allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.

Alan Tudyk (Harry Vanderspeigle)

#St. Patrick's Day

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