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Apr

2022

My special sock

From: Free Guy

Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to god, if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

Channing Tatum (Revenjamin Buttons)

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Feb

2022

The curious fish

From: Luca

Yeah, well, the curious fish gets caught!

Maya Rudolph (Daniela Paguro)

Dec

2021

You're gonna get it

From: A Christmas Story

Don't you give me that look! You're gonna get it!

Melinda Dillon (Mrs. Parker)

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Nov

2021

Writing on a bus

From: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

Look. Look at her. Look at that girl. She's writing a research paper on a bus. –So? –That is exactly the daughter my mom wishes came out of her vagina.

Awkwafina (Katy Chen / Chen Ruiwen) | Simu Liu (Shaun / Xu Shang-Chi)

May

2021

We don't get on

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

Oh, I'm sorry, but that's quite out of the question. Children and I don't get on.

Angela Lansbury (Eglantine Price)

Dec

2020

It's tradition

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So, you want to get Chinese food and watch a movie? –Of course, mom, it's tradition.

Nicole Shabtai (Esther Lonstein) | Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein)

Dec

2020

Presents from Schmanta

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

2020

Mom freaks out every Christmas

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

I don't know what it is, but Mom freaks out about something every Christmas.

Frankie Muniz (Malcolm Wilkerson)

Sep

2020

I'm telling mom and dad

From: Weird Science

I'm telling mom and dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

Bill Paxton (Chet Donnelly)

Aug

2020

Tough on mom

From: 42nd Street

It must've been tough on your mother, not having any children.

Ginger Rogers (Ann Lowell)

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