(1997 - 2001) Daria @ IMDB See Also: Halloween Collection, Thanksgiving Collection Nov 25 2010 Don't invite my roommate From: Daria You'll understand when I don't invite my roommate home for Thanksgiving, right? Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Thanksgiving#Shame#Family May 31 2010 Parent-Teacher conferences From: Daria Listen, is this going to require any Parent-Teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Parenting#School#Work May 31 2010 Ruining my life again From: Daria Mom! Dad! Daria is ruining my life again! Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) #Complaints#Life#Destruction May 22 2010 Uranium in the drinking water From: Daria Not much chance of that happening... unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too. Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Radiation#Water May 22 2010 Pink taffeta From: Daria Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta. Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) #Clothes#Fashion#Dreams May 11 2010 Doesn't make any sense From: Daria Should I care that none of this makes any sense? –Nope. This is the best Christmas-Halloween-Valentine's-St. Patrick's-Presidents-and-Guy Fawkes Day ever. –And we didn't even have to buy a stupid card. Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Christmas#Halloween#St. Patrick's Day#President#Guy Fawkes Day#Cards May 11 2010 Mandatory volunteering From: Daria I'm under the impression that participation in this contest was voluntary. –It was. But your daughter refused to volunteer, so in her case I made it mandatory. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Nora Laudani (Angela Li) #Volunteers#School#Contradictory May 11 2010 Making me nauseous From: Daria Eww! You're not really going to eat all that fat are you? –No. I'm going to stick it in my boots, 'cause I love the squishy-squishy feeling 'round my toes. –Eww! Daria, you're making me nauseous! Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Food#Fat#Shoes#Nauseous May 11 2010 The gift of urine From: Daria Welcome back, students. And remember, the school nurse is in and ready to take your voluntary urine sample. Show your Lawndale High spirit with the gift of urine! Nora Laudani (Angela Li) #School#Medical#Piss#Weirdness#Strange May 11 2010 Last day of school From: Daria Daria, hi! How was the last day of school? Do you want to lie down? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #School#Sarcasm Pages« first ‹ previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 … next › last »
Nov 25 2010 Don't invite my roommate From: Daria You'll understand when I don't invite my roommate home for Thanksgiving, right? Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Thanksgiving#Shame#Family
May 31 2010 Parent-Teacher conferences From: Daria Listen, is this going to require any Parent-Teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #Parenting#School#Work
May 31 2010 Ruining my life again From: Daria Mom! Dad! Daria is ruining my life again! Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) #Complaints#Life#Destruction
May 22 2010 Uranium in the drinking water From: Daria Not much chance of that happening... unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too. Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Radiation#Water
May 22 2010 Pink taffeta From: Daria Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta. Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) #Clothes#Fashion#Dreams
May 11 2010 Doesn't make any sense From: Daria Should I care that none of this makes any sense? –Nope. This is the best Christmas-Halloween-Valentine's-St. Patrick's-Presidents-and-Guy Fawkes Day ever. –And we didn't even have to buy a stupid card. Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Christmas#Halloween#St. Patrick's Day#President#Guy Fawkes Day#Cards
May 11 2010 Mandatory volunteering From: Daria I'm under the impression that participation in this contest was voluntary. –It was. But your daughter refused to volunteer, so in her case I made it mandatory. Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Nora Laudani (Angela Li) #Volunteers#School#Contradictory
May 11 2010 Making me nauseous From: Daria Eww! You're not really going to eat all that fat are you? –No. I'm going to stick it in my boots, 'cause I love the squishy-squishy feeling 'round my toes. –Eww! Daria, you're making me nauseous! Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Food#Fat#Shoes#Nauseous
May 11 2010 The gift of urine From: Daria Welcome back, students. And remember, the school nurse is in and ready to take your voluntary urine sample. Show your Lawndale High spirit with the gift of urine! Nora Laudani (Angela Li) #School#Medical#Piss#Weirdness#Strange
May 11 2010 Last day of school From: Daria Daria, hi! How was the last day of school? Do you want to lie down? Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) #School#Sarcasm
