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Sep

2024

Tough guys

From: Kindergarten Cop

Tough guys don't eat Jell-O.

Pamela Reed (Det. Phoebe O'Hara)

#Bigotry

#Sexism

#Eating

#Food

#Condescension

Sep

2024

The female of the species

From: Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo

They never say what they mean. That's what makes the female of the species deadlier than the male.

Don Knotts (Wheely Applegate)

Sep

2024

Do not approach

From: Star Trek: Picard

Episode: The Last Generation (2023) (Season 3, Episode 10)

This is President Anton Chekov of the United Federation of Planets broadcasting on all emergency channels. Do not approach Earth.

Walter Koenig (Anton Chekov)

Sep

2024

The Firemaster

From: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

You are the Firemaster. It's time for you to claim your destiny, son.

Dan Aykroyd (Dr. Raymond Stantz)

#Destiny

#Fate

#Advice

Sep

2024

Your brilliant ideas

From: The Jetsons

Episode: Jetson's Nite Out (1962) (Season 1, Episode 3)

You... You... You and your brilliant ideas. You're fired!

Mel Blanc (Mr. Spacely)

Sep

2024

She's dead, right?

From: Agatha All Along

Episode: Seekest Thou The Road (2024) (Season 1, Episode 1)

She is dead, though, isn't she, Herb? –Oh, she's really most-sincerely dead.

Kathryn Hahn (Agatha Harkness) | David A Payton (Herb / John Collins)

Sep

2024

Close the door!

From: Plop Goes the Weasel!

Brr! Somebo-- I say, somebody close the door. I feel a draft!

Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)

Sep

2024

She won't recycle

From: Serial Mom

Ugh! I have told her and told her. It takes 90 to 100 years for a tin can to decompose, and she still won't recycle.

Kathleen Turner (Beverly R. Sutphin)

Sep

2024

Go quietly

From: Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo

When the men come by from the booby-hatch, go quietly.

Julie Sommars (Diane Darcy)

Sep

2024

White people

From: Reservation Dogs

Episode: This Is Where the Plot Thickens (2022) (Season 2, Episode 8)

Fuckin' white people.

Kirk Fox (Kenny Boy) | Zahn McClarnon (Big Hill)

#Disgust

#Disdain

#Incredulity

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No such thing, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 17

Don't do anything stupid, from: Avengers: Endgame
Views today: 16

See you tomorrow, from: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Views today: 16

I'm at the top of my game!, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 15

Slow room service, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 14

Crash landing, from: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Views today: 13

Souped-up adding machine, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
Views today: 13

I can bring a bear down!, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 13

Just give me the damned remote!, from: Pleasantville
Views today: 12

Leathermen don't get nervous, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 12

How fat are you?, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 12

When the wolfsbane blooms (v2), from: The Wolf Man
Views today: 12

Long-term relationship, from: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy
Views today: 11

Blessed St. Mary of Drag Queens, from: Connie And Carla
Views today: 11

You heard it on this channel first!, from: Desk Set
Views today: 11

She shouldn't be punished, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 11

Pray he remains ignorant, from: Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix
Views today: 9

Seen anything more beautiful, from: Queer As Folk (USA)
Views today: 9

The number-one cause of herpes, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 9

Some kind of kooky mystery, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
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