Nov 30 2010 Exchanged bodily fluids From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids? Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) #Sex#Bodily Fluids
Nov 30 2010 A nightcap From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Can I interest you in a nightcap? –No, thank you. I don't wear them. Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer) | Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) #Alcohol#Hats#Puns
Nov 30 2010 Nice beaver! From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Nice beaver! –Thank you. I just had it stuffed. –Let me help you with that. Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) | Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer) #Sex#Puns
Nov 29 2010 Cigarette? From: Police Squad! Cigarette? –Yes, I know. Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) | Kathryn Leigh Scott (Sally) #Smoking#Tobacco#Silly#Cigarettes
Nov 29 2010 What a mess they make From: Dracula: Dead and Loving It Children of the night... what a mess they make. Leslie Nielsen (Count Dracula) #Parody#Children#Messy
Nov 29 2010 Neighborhood credit unions From: Police Squad! My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad; a special detail of the Police Department. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the west side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate hold-ups of neighborhood credit unions. Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) #Sex#Police#Fashion#Naked#Crime#Finance#Waves#Models
Nov 29 2010 Wasn't dead then From: Police Squad! Well, we're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then. Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) #Death#Silly
Nov 28 2010 The stuff that dreams are made of (v2) From: Big Jake That's the stuff that dreams are made of. John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) #Philosophy
Nov 28 2010 You can call me father From: Big Jake You can call me father. You can call me Jacob. You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch. But if you ever call me daddy again, I'll finish this fight. John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) #Father's Day#Family#Daddy#Language#Warnings#Threats
Nov 27 2010 Didn't get that memo From: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Well, I guess I didn't get that memo. Glenn Morshower (General Morshower) #Work#Memos#Sarcasm
