Archives: 2000-01

Jan

2000

Where are your brains

From: Hackers

Where are your brains, in your ass?

Renoly Santiago (Ramon Sanchez / Phantom Phreak)

File Updated: 2016-01-24

#Sarcasm

#Brains

#Intelligence

#Insult

#Frustration

Jan

2000

Opening line

From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

Hey, great opening line.

Dick Sargent (George Beckett)

File Updated: 2016-07-31

Jan

2000

Giving myself an oil job

From: Forbidden Planet

Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

Marvin Miller (Robby the Robot)

File Updated: 2018-01-11

Jan

2000

Failure to communicate

From: Cool Hand Luke

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.

Strother Martin (Captain)

File Updated: 2019-01-05

Jan

2000

Laser-brain

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia)

#Insult

Jan

2000

Disobey and die

From: Colossus: The Forbin Project

The choice is yours: obey me and live, or disobey and die.

Paul Frees (Colossus)

File Updated: 2020-04-04

Jan

2000

Son-of-a-bitch must pay

From: Big Trouble In Little China

Son-of-a-bitch must pay.

Kurt Russell (Jack Burton)

File Updated: 2016-02-01

#Frustration

#Threats

#Finance

Jan

2000

Antifreeze, don't drink that

From: You Don't Know Jack

Antifreeze, don't drink that. –Why? –'Cause it'll kill you. –Oh. –This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism.

uncredited | uncredited

Jan

2000

What a dump

From: Beyond The Forest

What a dump.

Bette Davis (Rosa Moline)

Jan

2000

Bend down and grab your ankles

From: The X Files

You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles.

David Duchovny (Fox Mulder)

#Work

#School

Born Today

Tim Curry • 19 Apr 1946

Dennis Dun • 19 Apr 1952

Simu Liu • 19 Apr 1989

Jayne Mansfield • 19 Apr 1933

Dudley Moore • 19 Apr 1935

Dick Sargent • 19 Apr 1930

Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

Ruth Hussey • 19 Apr 2005

Elisabeth Sladen • 19 Apr 2011

Liam Sullivan • 19 Apr 1998

Died This Year

15 Jan 2025 • David Lynch

16 Jan 2025 • Joan Plowright

18 Feb 2025 • Gene Hackman

21 Feb 2025 • Lynne Marie Stewart

12 Mar 2025 • Bruce Glover

01 Apr 2025 • Val Kilmer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

I can bring a bear down!, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 23

See you tomorrow, from: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Views today: 23

Souped-up adding machine, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
Views today: 22

Slow room service, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 22

I'm at the top of my game!, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 21

Don't do anything stupid, from: Avengers: Endgame
Views today: 21

No such thing, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 20

Just give me the damned remote!, from: Pleasantville
Views today: 20

Long-term relationship, from: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy
Views today: 20

How fat are you?, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 19

You heard it on this channel first!, from: Desk Set
Views today: 19

Pray he remains ignorant, from: Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix
Views today: 18

Crash landing, from: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Views today: 18

Leathermen don't get nervous, from: Can't Stop The Music
Views today: 17

The number-one cause of herpes, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 17

She shouldn't be punished, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 16

When the wolfsbane blooms (v2), from: The Wolf Man
Views today: 16

Blessed St. Mary of Drag Queens, from: Connie And Carla
Views today: 16

Seen anything more beautiful, from: Queer As Folk (USA)
Views today: 13

Some kind of kooky mystery, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Views today: 12

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 90,946

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Sound Effects / Total views: 36,692

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South Park / Total views: 27,749

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The Jetsons / Total views: 22,644

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3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 19,150

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